Lakewood Croquet Club

Anonymous Letter Blasts “The Great One” Cooper in the Wake of His Announcement

LAKEWOOD, WA – Following last week’s speculation concerning the retirement of Andrew Cooper, an anonymous Lakewood Croquet Club competitor submitted a startling letter of concern, or more appropriately disconcern, over the current state of Club affairs. Last week Cooper, a true LCC legend, spoke vaguely with reporters concerning what may have been plans for his retirement. [...]

Confusion Reigns: Has “The Great One” Called It Quits?

BREMERTON, WA –  With the 43rd Annual Gary Coleman Memorial Team Challenge a mere five weeks away, the Lakewood Croquet Club has been rocked by the possible retirement of Andy Cooper. Cooper, long known, amongst Club competitors as “The Great One,” confused officials and fans alike during a madeningly vague press conference Sunday afternoon. Cooper, who [...]

Newcomer “Queen of Croquet” Lin Cherry Speaks

The latest edition of The Hot Seat features one of the newest competitors to join the Lakewood Croquet Club. Lin Cherry, an apparently renowned champion of the cutthroat/guerilla croquet circuit in the Northeastern United States, is ready to stake her claim to glory in the LCC in 1999. Cherry, author of Advanced Croquet Tactics of the [...]