Lakewood Croquet Club

Moss Wows Champions Cup Competitors with the Introduction of His “Big Basher”

PERKASIE, PA – One of the most unexpected surprises of Champions Cup 2000 was the introduction of a state-of-the-art mallet by Larry Moss. Known only as the “Big Basher,” the device measured more than four feet in length. Moss reportedly spent months prior to Cup 2000 designing and field testing the model. The mallet, unlike any [...]

Carmony Laments ‘Extreme’ Croquet: Vows to Return the Game to an ‘Old School’ Style

LAKEWOOD, WA – After a dismal end to yet another dismal season, Lakewood Croquet Club mainstay Tom Carmony declared his career “on the skids” and stated that it was time for a change. The former “Haberdasher” is making waves in his official return to LCC action by calling for an end to “extreme croquet” and [...]

A Star is Born: Sutton Sweeps 1999 Year-End Awards in Grand Fashion

LAKEWOOD, WA –  In the culmination of a memorable year for the 1999 Champions Cup winner and reigning Lakewood Croquet Club Champion Kevin Sutton, LCC officials named Sutton the 1999 Player of the Year, based largely on his Cup performance last August. Sutton, a two-time LCC Champion, added the hardware to an already burgeoning trophy [...]

Stibbe Milking Celebrity for All It’s Worth

LAKEWOOD, WA – Having already made a name for himself as the 1998 LCC Rookie of the Year, Mark Stibbe is now apparently building upon his reputation off the greens. Completely unsubstantiated and anonymous reports indicate that Stibbe is spending less time in active competition and more time on the celebrity circuit.